his searches are so cute ???? ????????? ?? “i was trying to create the ultimate dog i remember that” I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELEIVE PHIL LESTER IS A REAL ACTUAL HUMAN THA T EXISTS HE IS A RAY OF SUNLIGHT IN DISGUI SE they thought they could get away with this but im onto them
bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean "one foot out of the closet"
bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean "trying to get attention"
lesbian does not mean "masculine"
gay does not mean "feminine"
transgender does not mean "going through a phase"
transsexual does not mean "a disappointment." nor does it mean "gender identity confusion"
asexual does not mean "prude"
demisexual does not mean "prude"
pansexual does not mean "easy"
heterosexual does not mean "normal"
your does not mean "you are"
but does it count as murder if you say sorry
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
today at dinner my dad looked really upset and he said in the most sincere voice “morgan there is no possible way for me to get patrick stump for you for christmas, I tried I really did”
I really want to know how he tried really hard to get patrick stump for christmas
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never